Often, you, the readers of the CTRPG logs, miss out on some of the funny bloopers in the game, due to them being edited and such. Well, I decided to have a few outtakes on this page. Sure, my players will kill me, but they are funny!

Mariah realizes she'll get punished for this, but she says it anyway" BULLSHIT!

<Leeta> OOC: HA!!!!

Lucca unleashes a Flame Toss on Mariah!

<Mariah> ahh!

Leeta rushes downstairs!

<Lucca> OOC: That's right, I'm deranged. >:D

Lucca puts all her weight on his fingers, he slips from the grass

Jazz grabs for the ground again

Jazz is still sliding

<Leeta> OOC: Just get sucked in, dammit! *L*

<Dr_Fate> (OOC: Sorry to interrupt again, but I have to leave in 20 minutes, so if I'm going to join in this session, it must be soon!)

<Mariah> OOC: Fate: You'll be in it soon!

<Dr_Fate> (OOC: okedoke)

<Warlord_Havik> (OOC: Don't worry, DF. I'm not in this weeks episode... but I get paid double for next week's :) (j/k)

<Mariah> OOC: BTW, This will go on for about..oh, ten more minutes..K?

<Jazz> What will?

<Mariah> Hello Liza...anyway..who is this boy?

<Warlord_Havik> ooc: What? Mindless babble or the RPG? <GG>

Leeta wonders if George is wearing underwear underneath his armor.....*blush*

<Jazz> (OOC: Bad girl, you shouldn't think those things! *Grin

<George> (OOC: *LOL*)

<Leeta> OOC: Bad girl, bad girl, what'cha gonna do?

George takes out his purse....

<Leeta> OOC: Wallet George, wallet

<Jazz> BACK

<Damian> OOC: *LOL!*

<Warlord_Havik> OOC: Goerge has a purse? ROFLOL

<George> (OOC: I meant pocket purse!! Not a ladies' purse!! *LOL*)

Jazz gives Star an encouraging pat on the back

<Leeta> OOC *Singing No Doubt*

<Jazz> Good lick

<Jazz> luck!

<Jazz> typo!

Leeta laffs at what Jazz said!

<Damian> OOC: LOL Jazz! :)

Crono_Jr 's loud snoring can be heard throughout the camp

<Mariah> -----Then, it is soon dawn...*OOC Yes! Timewarp!*

<Leeta> OOC: Oohhh.....timewarp.....yayyyy

<Warlord_Havik> OOC: to 2330 AD, right? <GG>

<Star> Everywhere... and nowhere....

<Mariah> Nono.. :)

*** Warlord_Havik changes topic to "There's a smurf on the car! KLill it! LALALAlALLALLALA- SPLAT! Game-1 Smurfs-0 "Medic smurf!""

<Mariah> (The clone eyes start to glow) Sleeeeeeep..ss lleeeeep.

<Leeta> OOC: AHhhhhhh!! Its droid hypnotica!!!

<Jazz> NOOOOOOOO!

<Mariah> That's the plan Leeta! Sailor Moon forever! :)

<Mariah> <Elynthia> I don't know [how] many [disasters], but I can tell you one that may be.

Telim`Tor (OOC) innocently hides his ACME-Disaster- Causing-Device behind his back.

<Leeta> To Spekkio: WAKE UP YOU BLUE TURD!

<SirTMagus> Leeta.

Jazz laughs

<Leeta> OOC: Ehhhh.....sorry. It was my evil twin Lucifer

Mariah begins to chat

<Mariah> chant, even

<Derek> OOC: LOL...haven't we *been* chatting, Mariah? (;

Mariah chants, and casts wind1! 64 hp damage!

<Leeta> *A voice says "FINISH HIM" Mortal Kombat like*

<Mariah> I think he's almost dead! Get 'em!

<Jazz> OOC: Let me get this straight, cutting wires on a machine does 40, and kicking does 20? Is that a steel toe with an electric blade or something?

<Mariah> OOC: Don't get picky

<Mariah> <Mekare> First, let's say "hi" to the adience!

<Pedestrian> She's famous.

<Derek> Wow.

<Pedestrian> Bad speller but famous!

<Mariah> OOC: *Snicker*

Jazz finds himself on top of Nadia's bell

<Damian> OUCH! I hate time rides....

<Jazz> Ummmmm

<Mariah> OOC: Jazz! It's MEDINA!

<Jazz> OH! oops :)

<Mariah> OOC: Look..At...topic!

<Ashe> ooc: hahh lol i'm coughing up M&Ms! lol! nevermind

<Mariah> O_o Don't wanna know...

<Damian sees something coming near...>

<Star> OOC: Hahahaha! Issa giant SHOE!! *LOL*

Jazz slaps SirTMagus around a bit with a large trout

Jazz slaps SirTMagus around a bit with a large trout

Jazz slaps SirTMagus around a bit with a large trout

<Keli> I think Magus got the point, Jazz...

---Start Session 10?-- Last time, our band of merry misfits arrived in 630 AD, thanks to Elynthia's suggestion, and met up with a new pair of baddies, Victor and Viroia, who laid waste to damain, killing him. Or is that three baddies? Pretty soon after that, Star came in, shouting to them that she had to find her father. Now, the party is hanging around the main street of Porre Village. They have heard rumors that a certain monster is plaguing the town, and it's killers will get quite a load of cash.

<Leeta> OOC: I AM NOT A MISFIT!!! *LOL*

<George> OOC: I know I'm a misfit, so what? :P

<Mariah> <Mekare> Uhhh...let's run guys..run far away...

Mariah shudders

<Akira> Nothing that concerns you boy

Keli looks at the boy oddly.. "What did you say?"

<Mariah> (OOC: Mekare is a girl O:) )

<Star_> Little boy- *to Mariah* HEY! You wook familiar....

<Mariah> Star: Ummmm....we're in the middle of nowhere :)

<Keli> OOC: *L* Star *

<Leeta> OOC: *giggles and punts the little kid back to the town*

Mariah shudders

<Keli> NO MARIAH! I gotta do this...

Mariah steps back.

Keli looks into Akira's eyes

Jazz grabs some popcorn

Leeta remains silent.

<Keli> OOC: Popcorn?

<Akira> K..e..l..i?

<Leeta> OOC: He's being sarcastic.

<Jazz> OOC: Better than pro wrestling

<Keli> Yes... *nods*

Mariah watches, on edge.

<Leeta> OOC: Well, maybe not Jazz. They're not wearing g-strings. Heh.

<Mariah> OOC: LOL!!!

<Leeta> OOC: Awwww....how sweet....I'm getting cavaties!! Kiss 'im, Keli!!!

George sighs

Leeta bops George with her afro!

George rubs his head * Oww...

<Leeta> OOC: *ROTFLMAO* *

<George> OOC: *bops Leeta* OOC: Naughty girl

<Mariah> George: OOC: ~_^

<Leeta> OOC: Oh come on...you know you love it...*evil grin*

...After killing the traitors and saving their comrades, the party headed back to Ben's cabin, were things got..um...a little too romantic. Where will our adventures lead today..? Who knows! ;o)

Lita blinks

<Lita> OOC: Uhm.

<Jazz> OOC: Romantic?

<Lita> OOC: Uh huh.

<Lita> OOC: I musta smoked too much pot that night.

<Derek> Queen Schala?! She's alive?

<Jazz> No one ever dies when you think they do Mariah

Mariah gapes

<Leeta> OOC: *L* After all the people in the gaming world try to find Schala, she singles out my sis to appear to. :)

Mariah pulls her trusty bow (With no name...wish I could come up with a clever name like twig)

<Jazz> OOC: Are you mocking me?

<Mariah> ooc: Mock mock! :)

Jazz draws Twig

<Derek> ooc: Twig? I thought the sword's name was Twit

Kane lands on his ass

<Mariah> OOC: And what a lovely ass it is! Oops! Sorry!

<'Kane> LOL!

Mog hands Valeria 999,999 GP... "I've got more to spare... don't worry about me."

<Leeta> OOC: Mog :|

<Mariah> Mog! Where did you get all that money!

<Leeta> Maybe Mog has light fingers too, eh?

<Mog> « ooc: I dance at moogle strip clubs :P »

<Derek> ooc: LOL

<Leeta> OOC: *LMAO*

Kane frowns at Mog's potbelly

<Akira> ooc: you don't have to strip. Your already nude :P

<Leeta> OOC: Thats just......evil *L*

<Mariah> OOC: Oooh! Evil! Coconut! ^_^

<Leeta> OOC: Mariah agrees. Heh.

<Kane> ooc: Yeah, people just flock to see androgynous balls of white marshmallow strut their stuff :p

Akira points at them "VOID!!!!!"

Skateboarding Punks loose almost all of their numbers...only a few get continue off deeper into the mall.

Leeta throws him into a wall and follows Mariah

<Lynx> OOC: Unscheduled combat?

<Leeta> Whats goin on?

<Punks> Aaaaaah!!!!

<Mariah> OOC: Um.....are we fighting? :0

<Punks> Sttooop!! We didn't mean it!!!!

<Derek> ooc: That would imply that any combat was scheduled. (;

<Mariah> SCREW all of you! You're just like my mother!

<Valeria> « ooc: If Lukka storms off as well, I become the temp GM =) »

Derek places his hands on the orb and closes his eyes to concentrate.

<Mariah> >>The Orb begins to glow....brighter and brighter..

<Mariah> It's working!

>>A dot of light is forming in the center of the room..

<Valeria> Let's all think with him...

. <Valeria> « ooc: Care..... bear..... STARE!!!!!! »

<Mariah> >>The light grows brigher, and bigger...

<Leeta> Heheh....think of pink rabbits and crystal blue skies!

<Mariah> OOC: EVIL!! NOOOOOO!

<Derek> thanks....ov....

<Mariah> ov? * Mariah blinks

<Valeria> «ooc: HE MEANT 'LOVE' DAMN IT!! *gets a box of tissues and cries because of this Kodak moment. »

<Valeria> «ooc: I feel like I'm watching a soap opera right now :P »

<Derek> ooc: isn't that why you joined CTRPG, Val? (;

<Valeria> «ooc: ...Not really.... I mean, YEAH!!! »

<Derek> Well, for a while I was looking for my parents too. But then I found out that they'd been killed in the fall of Zeal...

Valeria «ooc: gets a box of tissues and holds it up to Mariah, "This is so beautiful!" »

<Kane> You're from ZEAL?

<Mariah> OOC: Sniffle....waaaaahhh! :D

<Mariah> >>The landscape is ragavaged beyond repair..the sky is black, but it's because there' so much smut in the air....dirt is all over..

<Akira> What the....

<Jazz_> OOC: Smut in the air? Not gonna ask

<Mariah> OOC: Dirt, smog.

<Krysta> OOC: Mariah: Get a dictionary. :p

<Jazz_> OOC: Never use the word smut again until you find out what it really means. :P

<Mariah> Huh?

*after a while, like...5 minutes..*

<Mariah> OH MY GOD! I know what smut means! Aieeee! *Blushes*

<Mariah> >>Everyone walks out of the inn, save Leeta and Krysta (Yes! It's another one of those heartwarming character building scenes!)

<Damian> ooc: rofl

<Kane> ooc: Wee! :D

Valeria walks out by the unknown force of the GM.

<Derek> ooc: cool (:

<Mariah> OOC: /me bows ;)

<Binkley> ooc: I'm getting that warm mushy feeling in my stomach already just watching :p

<Krysta> OOC: LOL!

<Leeta> OOC: Shaddup :P

<Mariah> OOC: Maybe it's gas, Binkley.

<Damian> ooc: rofl

<Ashe> ooc: i had that warm mushy feeling this morning. I puked :(

<Derek> ooc: swamp gas! (;

<Binkley> Nah.